sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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pleatedjeans:

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sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

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nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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amazingdanisafirefighter:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

with a period classy muthafucker

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How I draw faces

castiel-is-the-fallen-angel:

swordcane:

andlatitude:

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1) circle with lines

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2) face, head, neck

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3) nose

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4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows

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5) haaaiiir

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6) everything else

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thnx 4 help Steph

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

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